Claudia Bavel, a lovely natural (I think, can’t tell anymore) babe but somehow the hair and makeup on this particular shoot makes her look totally fake. Her eye shadow alone is darker than my internet history.
Angelo’s body is another physical feature that seems hard to believe, presumably it’s honest hours down the gym, no pain, no gain and all that.
Fuck it, while we’re slagging people’s appearance I look like a kind of depressed cave dwelling hobbit that hasn’t bathed in a decade and uses his spare tires to do advanced calculus.
Live Date:04/07/22
